Eavesdropping on Others

This morning in the clinic to have my blood drawn there was another couple waiting in front of me. The man went in first. Here is what was said when he came back out of the room.

Wife: “If I hadn’t heard you jabbing the whole time I would have thought you fell on the floor asleep. It’s been so long.”
Man: “I’m just a tough stick.”
Wife: “Well, I’m fast and easy.”

I had to snicker into my Oprah magazine.