Eavesdropping on Myself

Last week as I finished up my stuff for my new job.

Eye Test-
Lady: Please read line 7 or 8.
Me: Ok. a e k p q r t Do you want me to do line 8?
Lady: Yes.
Me: e o d j k l s d
Lady: OK
Me: Yeah! I passed!
Lady: Do you want to try 10 or 11?
Me: No thank you. I don’t want to push my luck.

Finger Prints –
Lady: It works best if you just let me roll your fingers.
Me: OK
Lady: It is one of the hardest things for people to give over control of their hands.
Me: It reminds me of a game I play with my friends called Cranium. One person is the puppet and the other is the puppetmaster. The master moves the other person while everyone else guesses what they are doing.
Lady: (Laughing) You are the first person who has ever come up with an example that is different from a manicure.
Me: I aim to please.

Pee Test:
All the people were sitting in chairs right in front of the bathrooms. First you had to walk in one bathroom to wash your hands. Then you were given your cup to fill in the other bathroom. You walk out in front of the everyone and stand there while they test your pee in front of everyone.
Me: This sure isn’t a test you want to fail in front of an audience.
Everyone laughs.
I still hadn’t been able to wash my hands and they made me intial with a pen after the test.
Me: May I please go wash my hands now.
I really couldn’t stand waiting for being able to wash my hands. So gross and kind of an invasion of privacy doing all that with an audience. How embarressing for anybody who fails!

One thought on “Eavesdropping on Myself”

  1. LOL! at some of this! I have the hardest time peeing if someone is listening in. kwim? Good luck with the new job!

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