We interrupt this blog for an important announcement! Today is free pastry day at your local *bucks. You must print off a coupon from the website or show the coupon on a mobile device. Enjoy! (Only until 10:30 am so drive carefully people. No need to push and shove.)
I had a completely different post written for today but I wanted to do this instead because I’ve been in such a funk.
Called my bf.
Me: “Do you have time tomorrow to hold my hand while I make my acupuncture appt?”(It’s her acupuncturist.)
BF: “I think so. How can we make this thing happen? Do I need to go with you and hold your hand?”
Me: “Yeah. That would be fantastic.”
BF: “So have you decided what you are going to do after you sell the house?”
Me: “Girl. You know me but for some reason I have absolutely no plans.”
BF: “YEAH! I am so happy!”
Seriously? She couldn’t have been happier that I might be living in my car soon. Well, she knows I know her door is always open.
House news: Couple #1 is coming back today for viewing #2. Plus, we had another showing last night so we took the dogs to the dog park for the very first time.
In the car after I picked hubby up from work.
We are just driving along and suddenly he pulls a plastic fork out of his front shirt pocket.
Hubby: “Oh, I took a fork.”
Really? I just busted out laughing. Who carries a plastic fork around?
Me: “Do you have anymore cutlery in there?”
Hubby: “You laugh now. One day if we get captured by terrorists and they tie us up you will say, ‘Oh! Whatever will we do?’ and I will say, ‘Never fear.'”
Then he started making a funny noise and sawing with the fork.
Hubby: “kakakakakak That is the sound of my spork. The sound of freedom.”
This put in my mind a picture of my hubby. He is wearing his international engineering outfit(suit with tennis shoes) and he is standing with his spork thrust in the air a la Bender at the end of Breakfast Club. So sexy! I am a lucky lucky woman.