Sorry most of my conversations have been with 9 lately. I’ve even gotten into i.carly. Lord, please help me.
Me: “You want a treat?”
9: “YEAH! (pause) WAIT! You don’t mean a dog treat, do ya?”
LOL Seriously I’ve not given him dog treats.
I saw a truck drive by with this really odd structure on the back.
Me: “I wonder what that was.”
Me: “That truck that just passed.”
9: “Oh. I missed it. Did it have all those long white stick like things?”
9: “Hmmm. I don’t know. Next time let me know in time and I might get a good enough look at it to figure it out. I’m an expert at stick type things.”
Me: “Really? A stick type thing expert?”
9: “Yep. Well and my cousin C.”
Good to know. I have a stick type thing expert in the family. So proud.