I saw these vultures on the road sauntering away from what used to be an armadillo. It made me wonder if vultures had conversations.
Jane Vulture: “Honey, where do you want to eat tonight? Is there something special you are in the mood for?”
John Vulture: “I don’t know. My sister, Jenny, facebooked earlier that the family was going to be enjoying a deer out on interstate 45.”
Jane: “I’m not really in a deer mood. Plus, the interstate is always so crowded and loud. I was hoping for something a little more romantic.”
John: “Jimmy just tweeted about a cow out on old windmill road.”
Jane: “I don’t know. I guess that would be ok.”
John: “Wait. Ian just texted me about a pair of squirrels on Table Top Road. He says if I fight off Frankie we could have the other squirrel.”
Jane: “Oh, that is perfect. I love it when you go all predatory. Get me that squirrel and you just might get lucky later tonight.”
John: “Challenge accepted. Let’s go!”
That is how the conversation played out in my head. It would mean the vultures would have a smart phone or something. I’m not sure where they would carry it. Now, I’m imagining a vulture flying around with a fanny pack to hold his smart phone. I’m just not right.