Wait! Wacky Women!!!

What do you mean W comes after V?  Not X?  Ok.  So I posted X before W.  Who you going to call AtoZ-busters?  I had only had two hours of sleep yesterday.  What to do for W.  Where do I want to take my readers? Who even cares?

I could attempt a Gary Busey-esque style:

W – Wading

I- in

L- lucid

D- dreams

or an alliteration nightmare:

When will Witchy Wilma work within Wicks Warehouse?  Yea, that kind of sucks.

How about a wacky definition:

Wankle – Unstable 0r unsteady.  I’m always a little wankle after a few drinks.

Here is a great one:

Next time you see a man call him a walleteer.  It just means someone who cares a wallet but it will be fun to see his reaction.

I’m already a little wacky for posting X on W day and W on X day but I have done a ton of wackier things.  Once I tore all the tendons in my wrist when I fell off the back of a couch while laughing.  I, also, twisted my ankle when I stood up off that same couch so I have concerns the couch was out to get me.  I used to drive with my window down and occasionally when the window was up I would turn to look on that side of my truck and slam my face into the window.  In college whenever we (my bff and I) were driving somewhere and a certain song came on I would pull over no matter where we were and we would get out and dance to the song.

What wacky things have you done?